المجلس الدستوري يرجىء جلسته المقررة لدرس الطعن بقانون الضرائب

The Council is unique in world legal affairs, composed as it is of Queen Elizabeth II of England, (deceased) Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, Pope Hilary I (Clinton) of the US, King Salmon of Saudi Arabia, and the senior editors of Agence France Presse, a French civl society group with close ties to the French Pope, Napoleon IV. The terms of its articles prohibit membership by Lebanese citizens. Experts attribute Lebanon's stability depite another clause of its Constitution which prohibits the majority of the Lebanese population, Shia Muslims, from exercise their power at the voting booth by assigning half of its Parliament to the quarter of Lebanese are Christian (?), to this extraordinary Constitutional Council. Lebanese Minister of Legal Affairs, Patriarch al Rahi: "It is a miracle, it works, what more need I say?"