Minister Kheireddine Rescues Sehnaoui from Rhinoceros in Africa

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Caretaker State Minister Marwan Kheireddine saved caretaker Telecommunications Minister Nicolas Sehnaoui from a rhinoceros attack while they were in Africa, reported An Nahar daily Friday.

It said that as the ministers were on a hunting trip in Africa, Sehnaoui decided to rest by the rhinoceros, which he mistook for a rock.

The animal soon turned its attention to Sehnaoui and attempted to attack him.

The minister began to run away from the rhinoceros, while Kheireddine and their companions scared off the animal with their sticks.

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Default-user-icon وحيد (Guest) 12 April 2013, 16:17

الحمد لله ع السلامة

Missing mohammad_ca 12 April 2013, 16:27

hunting trip in Africa...fadyeen ashghal...

Missing mohammad_ca 12 April 2013, 17:02

good one, they probably had the trip expensed by the government because they went to learn from their technology :)

Default-user-icon Rataxes (Guest) 12 April 2013, 19:14

Don't tell Sahnawi and Bassil they take credit for it

Thumb banima3roof 12 April 2013, 23:49

they were on a jihadi mission which they could not disclose! welcome to march 8 politics! i bet that the government paid for this trip!

Missing formerlebaniz 13 April 2013, 00:21

Phil, based on my experience they do have better internet access in South Africa than Lebanon. Heck during a recent safari, I had 3G internet access on the game reserves.

Thumb geha 12 April 2013, 16:33

this is to show what fpm ministers are about :)
this is truly funny :)

Thumb lebanon_first 12 April 2013, 16:48

kheireddine is not M8. is he?

Default-user-icon 1846 (Guest) 12 April 2013, 17:03

yup Arslan

Thumb joker37 12 April 2013, 17:20

arslan's man

Thumb lebanon_first 12 April 2013, 16:33

somebody is having fun...

Default-user-icon quit pocking me (Guest) 12 April 2013, 16:44

lucky for minister sahnaqui this rhino must have been a aounist if he was scared off by guys with sticks

Default-user-icon lol (Guest) 12 April 2013, 16:47

unibrow attacked by unihorn, you can't make this up!

Default-user-icon Rhino (Guest) 12 April 2013, 17:37

Rhino is pissed about 3G not working, Ogero not installing his adsl for the past 18 months, Internet Quota limitations, exorbitant prices ...

Try and complain, they will hit you "bil 3asayé" !!!

Default-user-icon Amir (Guest) 12 April 2013, 17:45

What a joke to mistake rhino for a rock......
Nice way to get attention....should have been on u tube or funniest video of the year.

Default-user-icon ابو الزوز (Guest) 12 April 2013, 18:05

ما في شي جديد... عملها أبلو مون جنرالو من 24 سنة و ركض بالبيجاما عا سفارة فرنسا، ما هي الهريبة تلتين... التيار!

Default-user-icon incident report (Guest) 12 April 2013, 19:06

According to Wikipedia a Rhino has a "relatively small brains for mammals this size" same thing applies to Sehnaoui, probably what began as a battle of wits quickly degenerated into this.

Thumb LebCynic 12 April 2013, 19:08

Poor rhino minding his own business and these good for nothing lebo politicians frighten him.

Thumb LEBhasNOhope 12 April 2013, 20:45

with sticks? they managed to scare off a rhino with sticks?i would love to see someone scare a rhino with a stick!

Default-user-icon rachel (Guest) 12 April 2013, 21:08

stupid and useless article followed by more stupid comments!

Default-user-icon khalil (Guest) 12 April 2013, 21:43

Rhino gets jealous from his 2 corns while it has only one

Missing peace 12 April 2013, 21:48

it tells a lot on how they consider the lebanese people.... lebanese are in great difficulties and our ministers are hunting in africa... it shows once more that they don t give a sh... about their job and have NO RESPECT for the people in this moment of crisis!!!!!


Thumb benzona 13 April 2013, 02:56

Hehehe it sounds dirty, I like it!

Default-user-icon Sophie (Guest) 13 April 2013, 02:02

Where in "Africa"? It's a continent with 53 countries...

Missing cedars 13 April 2013, 03:49

I am sure the rhinoceros was interested in socializing with the minister.

Default-user-icon Sam (Guest) 13 April 2013, 06:05

A much more appropriate title for this article is "Unibrow VS Unihorn"

Default-user-icon FlameCatcher (Guest) 13 April 2013, 12:49

Lying and distorting facts is Aoun and Hizbollah's territory... no one but you assumed they were hunting rhinos...

Default-user-icon zabir (Guest) 13 April 2013, 14:03

Jokes aside, the Rhinoceros is in fact one of the stupidest animals on the planet. It has a notoriously small brain relative to its body mass.
They've been observed to run for 10 seconds when surprised or approached before realizing there's no threat, meaning it takes ten seconds of relying on purely instinctive reflexes until a brain neuron kicks in.

Default-user-icon Marie-Michele Hayek (Guest) 14 April 2013, 22:12

I heard Sehnaoui embezzled 50 million dollars as Minister, it is good he is spending a little from it now, to enhance the economy of Africa!

Default-user-icon nelly (Guest) 14 April 2013, 23:36

sorry to disappoint all the poor blind 0,14th march commentors who beleive anything they read ! both ministers and their guides were rescuing a injured zebra (that's an obligation for hunters)when a rhino who was following the zebra charged them; theu ran and stood behind trees until the rhino changed his route; no rock and no sticks...
that happened during a safari at christmas; and of course, the 4 hunters each paid his trip !