البطرك صفير بوضع صحي دقيق والراعي يرجىء زيارته الى أفريقيا

As Sayyed Hassin Nasrallah's lawyer, confident and a long time Tayyar activist I solemnly swear that ex-patriarch Nasrallah Sfeir, no relation, sold Lebanon yo the Syrian as sure as General Michel Aoun did not run away in his pajamas leaving his wife and daughters behind because they could not fit in the get away vehicul with all the loot he was transporting. And Samir Geagea sold Lebanon to the Syrian as sure as General Michel Aoun did not make a deal with the Syrians and their lackeys and became their lackeys' lackey in exchange for all the legal proceeding against him be dropped and supporting his presidential bid. And he sure did not become president through the rifle of the resistance. And as OTV share holder and news fabricator I can confirm that future president Gebran Bassil did not become a multimillionaire on a minister's salary since becoming minister.

A great Man! Not like Al-Rahi the sell out!

it is "Tora Bora" ya heretic!

lol @blacacabla
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Christianity is proved in the amount of illegal force it can bring to bear on a given person of a despised arbitrary social category. Christ himself was such a person.
There may be a flaw in my argument.
Christianity deserves special privileges because good is naturally weaker than evil.
How about that one? No, still weak.
Christianity: the quality goes in before the name goes on.
Borrowed that from RCA.
"If you were accused of being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?"