Mo,
This is the coveted Billy Madison award. I must confess I was torn between awarding it to you and to the other idiot. But guess what? You're in luck, since he's busy getting me an espresso and a side order of fries.
It is a beautifully made statue hand crafted out of tin of a midget with his head up his rear end. Beautifully engraved with the following remarks to commemmorate what you have barfed tody:
"Awarded to Mo on this 18th day of October, in the year of our Lord 2011:
What you just written is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever read. At no point in you incoherent rambling were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all now dumber for having had to read it. I award you the BM prize, and may God have mercy on your soul!!"
The fleas who now thrive between Assad toes, like Aoun the clown, Berri, Franjieh, and other traitors, have a lot to worry about. Months ago, no one dreamed of ridding Libya of this tyrant. Of course, there were a few Libyan Le Bigs, Jabal Waiters, and Le Phlems, who showed extreme confidence in the ability of their despot to survive. Alas, the end has come ... and the end will come to your heroes as well.
What a brilliant idea!
"announcing Lebanon a neutral state" will now be on Ban's to-do list along with announcing the end of world hunger, and announcing the end of the Arab-Israeli conflict.
Your excellency, I am in awe!
No, Jonah, this wouldn't be bad news for Saad only, and not for the reasons you're thinking. Saad is an accidental politician and didn't have the power hunger like an idiot that goes by Aoun the Clown. And, should Miqati and his bosses stick around as you wrongfully surmise, Lebanon would be the biggest loser.
But fear not, Jonah... the die is cast. Miqati's bosses are on their way out.
The clowns should resign and put this government out of its misery. Aoun and his clowns will otherwise drag Lebanon into a leper colony made of Iran, Assad (for however long he survives), and Hezbollah.
"I have decided" or whatever you parade under today...
How should I put this nicely to you? Let's just say... thanks for your wise decision, which spared the rest of us your presence>
Army Seizes Weapons from Van in Northern Lebanon
15 October 2011, 21:49Hey Jabalamel,
Double espresso with a side order of fries. Make it fast, will ya?
CEO, FZIWD
Cabinet Faces STL Funding Test
18 October 2011, 13:22Mo,
This is the coveted Billy Madison award. I must confess I was torn between awarding it to you and to the other idiot. But guess what? You're in luck, since he's busy getting me an espresso and a side order of fries.
It is a beautifully made statue hand crafted out of tin of a midget with his head up his rear end. Beautifully engraved with the following remarks to commemmorate what you have barfed tody:
"Awarded to Mo on this 18th day of October, in the year of our Lord 2011:
What you just written is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever read. At no point in you incoherent rambling were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all now dumber for having had to read it. I award you the BM prize, and may God have mercy on your soul!!"
CIA Accuses Lebanese Man of Funding Hizbullah through Algerian Money Laundering Network
20 October 2011, 07:19Killer Ins
After a while, the meds can only do so much.I strongly urge you to increase the dosage.
Gadhafi Killed as Hometown Falls
20 October 2011, 18:04The fleas who now thrive between Assad toes, like Aoun the clown, Berri, Franjieh, and other traitors, have a lot to worry about. Months ago, no one dreamed of ridding Libya of this tyrant. Of course, there were a few Libyan Le Bigs, Jabal Waiters, and Le Phlems, who showed extreme confidence in the ability of their despot to survive. Alas, the end has come ... and the end will come to your heroes as well.
STL ex-President Cassese Dies after ‘Long Fight with Cancer’
23 October 2011, 00:52Le Phlegm,
I suppose you pulled this theory right out of your sphincter?
Bkirki Sources: Al-Rahi Asked Ban to Announce Lebanon a Neutral State
06 November 2011, 11:44What a brilliant idea!
"announcing Lebanon a neutral state" will now be on Ban's to-do list along with announcing the end of world hunger, and announcing the end of the Arab-Israeli conflict.
Your excellency, I am in awe!
Fletcher Meets Miqati, Expresses Disappointment with Lebanon’s Stand at Arab League
15 November 2011, 16:54"The ambassador revealed that Miqati had explained to him “the unique pressures faced by Lebanon"
Translation: I am unprincipled and spineless. I yield to thugs with guns and a few clowns. But, I am prime minster.
Hariri: Miqati Will Only Resign if He Feels His Boss is About to Fall
21 November 2011, 01:14No, Jonah, this wouldn't be bad news for Saad only, and not for the reasons you're thinking. Saad is an accidental politician and didn't have the power hunger like an idiot that goes by Aoun the Clown. And, should Miqati and his bosses stick around as you wrongfully surmise, Lebanon would be the biggest loser.
But fear not, Jonah... the die is cast. Miqati's bosses are on their way out.
Aoun’s Ministers Send First Warning to Miqati after Refusing to Attend Cabinet Session
25 November 2011, 19:25The clowns should resign and put this government out of its misery. Aoun and his clowns will otherwise drag Lebanon into a leper colony made of Iran, Assad (for however long he survives), and Hezbollah.
Hariri Urges Supporters to Rally En Masse in Tripoli
27 November 2011, 06:24"I have decided" or whatever you parade under today...
How should I put this nicely to you? Let's just say... thanks for your wise decision, which spared the rest of us your presence>