بعبدا: الحكومة الجديدة لن تعزل أحدا

Baabda Assures ‘New Govt to Isolate No One’

Will there be any opposition?

Baabda will isolate no one. With a few hundred thousands dollars anyone, and we mean anyone, can buy a Lebanese citizenship personally autographed by President Michel Aoun. No one will be refused. Selfies with the president and your new ID and Passport are extra.
Special first class Lebanese citizenships costs one million and a half dollars each. They are available in limited numbers and they include IDs, Passports, made-up certificates of Lebanese ancestry, selfies with the president, first lady, the three daughters and the three sons-in-laws. Also a private dinner with the Aoun family at the Aoun traditional family homestead AKA the Baabda presidential palace.