'Tachtouch' Returns to Lebanon after Monkeying Around in Israel


A Lebanese monkey who breached the border with Israel was returned to its owner Friday by United Nations peacekeepers after cavorting for more than a week in enemy territory.

Its owner, a French nun who describes herself as a "virgin hermit", was quick to see the primate's escapade across one of the world's most tense borders as a message of peace.

Tachtouch escaped late last month, prompting its owner Beatrice Mauger who runs a peace project in southern Lebanon to launch an appeal on Facebook.

"Please Tachtouch come back to Ark of Peace!" she wrote on June 1, with a promise that the village children would hand out bananas as a reward.

But Tachtouch was far away, having slipped across the militarized frontier into Israel.

The monkey was spotted in multiple locations but evaded capture for more than a week. 

"We have captured the Lebanese monkey in good health," the Yodfat Monkey Forest in northern Israel said on Facebook late Thursday. 

The capture took five days of stalking by three women with "determination, love and faith", the post said, including a video of the three sitting with the monkey in a cage in the boot of a car.

"He took the drama out of the border by ignoring the wall and the barbed wire," Sister Beatrice told AFP Friday on a phone messaging application after being reunited with Tachtouch.

"This vervet is a peace messenger," she said, referring to the type of monkey Tachtouch is.

"Peace to all of Tachtouch's fans who helped him to cross a sealed border, a prophetic sign of the reopening of the Israeli-Lebanese border," she added.

The return voyage across the fortified border had to be undertaken with help from the U.N.'s peacekeeping force UNIFIL.

An Israeli army spokesman told AFP earlier in the day the monkey was "handed over to United Nations forces to be returned to its owners in Lebanon."

Israel withdrew from southern Lebanon in 2000 but the two states remain technically at war.

The U.N. deployment is supposed to monitor the border area between the two states as well as the ceasefire.

Comments 11
Thumb justice 07 June 2019, 16:59

Welcome back:)

Thumb s.o.s 07 June 2019, 17:07

In the south, he’s known as Al Sayyed.

Thumb s.o.s 07 June 2019, 18:05

You've not even worth the effort of a thumb down...

Thumb lebanon_first 07 June 2019, 18:30

Where is the overzealous hezbollah controlled general security? They should arrest tachtouch since he collaborated with the ennemy entity!!

Thumb whyaskwhy 07 June 2019, 23:45

Blabla I bet you do have a tail....Brain is a giveaway.... and your welcome.

Thumb s.o.s 08 June 2019, 16:34

I wouldn’t be so sure. Im very suspicious of him and my guts tell me he’s eunuch.

Thumb whyaskwhy 07 June 2019, 23:45

Blabla I bet you do have a tail....Brain is a giveaway.... and your welcome.

Thumb warrior 08 June 2019, 03:27

An iranian shia heretic is talking about honor!

Thumb roflmfao 08 June 2019, 05:25

Dudes.. coincidence!.. 'Tachtouch' is also.. Ayatollah Khomeini.. pet name.. for Sayyed Hassin..

Thumb kanaanljdid 09 June 2019, 11:34

This monkey seems more open-minded and intelligent than most South-Lebanese.

Missing phillipo 11 June 2019, 14:00

Yep, he realised on what side his bread was buttered (as they say) and fled into Israel.